ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT A WATER NYMPH

In order to give Robbie Williams some sort of presence at the Take That reunion, he's going to appear as a giant, soggy cypher cascading down some rubber curtains. Or something. It's a "spectacular backdrop" for the stage, apparently.

If it was us, we'd get that bloke who turns up as an Elton john lookalike to do Robbie's bits. It'd make us laugh, otherwise.

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