Thursday, April 20, 2006

SORRY... WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID, MADONNA?

1980s variety entertainer Madonna is going to descend to stage on a giant cross because that's just how shocking she is.

And it is shocking, too:

The crucifix will be made of diamonds and Swarovski crystals and has reportedly cost £5.7million.

Now, that's a shocking, shocking waste of money. Do you know, we could have sworn that Madonna took part in some sort of event about making poverty history or something, and yet here she is spending millions on a stunt, and pouring cash into the self-same diamond industry which is one of the key causes of poverty and war in Africa.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Correction....
Madonna will arrive onstage inside a giant diamond encrusted Disco Ball,
NOT on a cross.

simon h b said...

like some of over-extravagant hamster...

Anonymous said...

It doesn't mention attachment method; can I suggest nails? (not very original for but it apparently works)

simon h b said...

Not extravagent enough, though, is it? It'd have to be something along the lines of emerald masonry screws...

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