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THAT CHRIS MARTIN, HE'S SO SENSITIVE
What we don't understand is exactly what Chris Martin meant when he said that "one of Mariah Carey's boobs is on Coldplay's tail" - bouncing behind them like one of those things off the Prisoner?
He then, erm, sang a little song about Mariah's tits:
Mariah Carey's boobs are so nice/
and she don't mess around/
if she had been aboard the Titanic/
there's no way that ship would have gone down"
Well, at least it's more flattering than "they was all yellow".
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