UNDER MILK WOOD
Former David Essex sidekick Catherine Zeta-Jones might have put as much distance between herself and Wales (something, we gather, that Wales doesn't mind overmuch), but still has, shall we say, a hankering for a spot of Welsh.
She makes Michael Douglas pretend to be Richard Burton in the bedroom.
Presumably not when he would say "You're nothing but a washed-up actress, I want a divorce."
2 comments:
If you listen very carefully, you can hear the sound of a million minds boggling. Including mine.
I can't even *begin* to imagine what Michael Douglas trying to to a Welsh accent would sound like.
Scary. And also wrong.
Eleanor G
Apparently, he wants her to be a nurse... No comment necessary
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