ADAM: IT'S ON

It's been expected for a while, but now it's official: David Cameron's new comedy Conservative Party have decided to try and fast track Adam 'the second Nicky Tilsley from Coronation Street' into the House of Commons. Adam joins Louise Bagshawe - yes, the pulp novelist - and Zac 'Lord' Goldsmith on a list of glittery Tories who locl parties in safe seats are "expected" to choose from.

The Tories will be hoping that Adam can replicate his success outside of Coronation Street - which includes slinking back to Corrie for a while, taking part in Five's disgraceful attempt to turn the Andes rugby plane crash into light entertainment and, of course, his glittering musical career.

1999's Good Times may have been the gayest record ever, and certainly the only record in recorded history whose entire campaign was conducted with the artist never wearing a shirt, and seldom trousers. We suspect that Adam might try and get away without a tie as a Conservative candidate.

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