BRITNEY BUY THE BOOK

Wasn't Britney Spears reading a book one of the signs of the forthcoming apocalypse?

Okay, so it's a self-help book, which is barely a step up from Where's Spot, but at least it has words in and everything.

The Sun sees this as a sign of the end for Kevin:

BRITNEY Spears has turned to self help books to get over her rift with hubby Kevin Federline.

Oh, yes? But what book did she buy, then?

Getting The Love You Want, reports the paper.

Thirteen seconds on the internet would have shown that the point of this book is not to put a bad relationship behind you, but to salvage one:

I highly recommend this book. Even if you do not do a single exercise and your partner doesn't want to hear about it, you will still get wisdom and perspective I had not come across anywhere else and which is bound to make you a better and more understanding partner and improve your relationship.

Which, to us, makes it sound like Britney's planning to bring Federline up from the basement and give him another chance.

Pity she didn't leave with 'Don't be such a sap, you idiot'.

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