CLEARLY, GEORGE HAS TOTALLY LOST HIS SENSES

We were prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt when he had his first car incident. And the second. And even the third. But it's getting hard to find a place to put the denials any more: George Michael is losing his threads.

Why else would he be throwing a big, showy baby shower for Geri Halliwell? It's like when Mike Baldwin forgot which of his children he'd fallen out with, isn't it? Don't you remember, George? You said she only used you for publicity and called on you when she needed something, like a good, fluffy, feel good story to counteract weeks and weeks of negative publi... oh, we get it: it's payback time, isn't it?

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