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DELTA'S MA HELPS OUT
Delta Goodrem's mother has ensured that the next Sunday lunch they all enjoy as a family is going to be a frosty affair: She's told her daughter that she should ditch Brian McFadden.
Ma believes that McFadden is a loser, and that without him, Goodrem would be one of the biggest singing stars in the world. And she's right up to a point. (The point being the word "loser" in that sentence.)
Brian, perhaps unsurprisingly, is wounded, and has sent a card to her:
"You don't know any thing about my career or future. Delta is an intelligent, talented woman who is making decisions by herself. Be choice with your words in the future."
He was lucky they had a card like that in Hallmark; had he gone to Card warehouse he'd have been stuck with a "Quiet, Poisonous Bitch" one.
No, seriously, McFadden clearly wrote this himself, as the tortured "be choice with your words" bit shows.
Mother Goodrem can probably expect a drunken "go girl" phone call from Warrington in the next few days.
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