JACKSON AND TAYLOR

Elizabeth Taylor has angrily denied reports that she's starting to disappear behind the curtain of Alzheimers. Which means we can only assume she means every word she says about Michael Jackson:

"I've never been so angry in my life," she said of the case brought against Jackson.

"I've been there, when his nephews were there, and we all were in the bed watching television.

"There was nothing abnormal about it. There was no touchy-feely thing going on."

She added: "We laughed like children and we watched a lot of Walt Disney. There was nothing odd about it."

Now, we know that "odd" is a bit of a flexible concept, but... we'd have said that might count as odd by most people's measure of it.

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