KEEPING FED-IN-LINE

Those who God has brought together, let no man put asunder. Unless, of course, your marriage makes your cheif security guy quit.

Britney Spears had a tough choice to make when her security bloke Richard quit because he was sick of Kevin Federline's behaviour. (This all according to InStyle, apparently.) To win Richard back, Britney has come up with a novel plan - she's hired a minder to watch Fed:

“The last thing Britney wants to do is accompany Kevin on all his club dates, thats why she’s hired a babysitter – a person who will keep Kevin from misbehaving and report directly back to her.”

It's not such an easy job - not only will you have to follow federline about to see what he gets up to (although surely there are tabloids to do that part for her?), but you'd also have to go and see his show night after night after night... how much would you want to do that?

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