MAKE YOUR BLOODY MIND UP

There's only one thing worse than the prospect of charisma-disabled stool-perchers Boyzone reuniting, and that's this endless, grinding "ooh... maybe we should... no, we never should... ooh, but maybe we shall" pissing about from Ronan Keating.

Today, he's suggesting that the band might get back together:

“I saw Take That last Friday. They were completely brilliant. When the lads appeared I hadn’t heard a noise like it since Boyzone’s last concert.

“I was feeling ‘This would definitely be nice again.’ ”

The noise he's referring to was the bleeping of the credit card machine on the merchadise stand, of course.

Ronan: reunite, or don't. It makes no odds to us - it's simply a question of which banner you're pumping the same roughage-free mixture out under. But stop confusing the world with one which is hanging on the decision. 75% of people still think Boyzone and Westlife are the same people and haven't even realised you split in the first place.

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