A NOSE FOR A STORY

Funnily enough, we first heard the news that Ashlee Simpson had a new nose while listening to Matt Drudge's show on Fox network radio this Sunday just past - curiously, he spent the first ten minutes of his show complaining about how terrible big media conglomerates are (this was on Fox, of course) and then the next ten moaning about how they treated Simpson's nose as if it was worth spending any time talking about.

Anyway, those of us who've suspected Ashlee as being unable to identify the difference between her various body extremities will not be surprised to discover that she doesn't seem to know if the nose she has now is the nose with which she was born:

when asked whether the rumor was true, the 21-year-old singer didn't confirm or deny it, but just giggled more.

"Maybe — who knows!"

Well, you should, Ashlee... you might zone out during the actual op but the bandages, the brusing? You'd notice. And the whole "not looking the same when you look in the mirror any more" aspect might be a giveaway.

"Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me."

But if it doesn't bother you, Ashlee, then... erm, why not admit you've had a nose job?

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