NOT THAT DANNII DOES EVERYTHING HER SISTER DOES, BUT...

It would be unfair and perhaps even slightly cruel to suggest that Dannii Minogue doesn't have an original thought anywhere in her body, least of all in her head. But you listen to her, and you can't help picturing those freaky siblings who get dressed identically by their parents and never quite get over it:

I’m very single – too much running around, working. But I would like a French gentleman. I like the accent.

“Kylie and I love France. I guess we were first drawn there by the fashion – and I guess we like the men there. It’s becoming a third home to us.”

A French gentleman, you say? Ooh, like... what's the name of that Australian singer who's got herself engaged to a Frenchman?

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