NOW MORRISSEY OFFERS

Sniffing at the less-than-distinguished performance of the oddly-face Daz Sampson during Eurovision, Morrissey shows where we went wrong:

"I was horrified but not surprised to see the UK fail again in the Eurovision Song Contest. And there is one question I keep an asking: 'why didn't they ask me?'. That question keeps going round my head."

Of course, a couple of years back Radiohead made similar comments - although when the next A Song For Europe came round, they were nowhere to be seen. Perhaps someone should get a contract stitched up for Moz in 2007 while he's still in a whimsical mood.

music morrissey eurovision