ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GAY

For how could he be gay, when he's "romantically linked" to Tara Palmer-Tomkinson who is a lady, in almost both senses of the word?

Oddly, the Sun has headlined the story about this gruesome pairage He's loving IT girls instead. Why the capitals? If it's to stress the weak pun, surely the whole of "it girls" should be capitalised? Or does the staff at the paper think that, rather than a debutante, Tara is involved with PC tech support in some way?

It's disappointing to see TPT start to become little more than Geri Halliwell with better deportment following on from her James Blunt squishing.

Still, let's hear what "a pal" has to say:

"For about ten days they just stayed in bed watching DVDs and eating takeaways — it all sounded very intimate.”

Well, not really - it sounds like students in the post-exam period to us. Hardly the sort of behaviour you'd expect Cassanova to indulge in.

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