ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT WHORING HIMSELF OUT TO THE FRENCH

That headline was suggested by Marie-Pierre, who makes a spot of No Rock history by being the first person to contribute via our MySpace:

God knows why but they still love him in France. One of the main tv channels has a competition on now to meet him at some big gig he's playing, that they're going to show live or something, and they've got ads on every five minutes with him saying in the single shittest attempt at French I've ever heard, 'Bon-jour. Je m'appelle Robbie Williams.... ca se passe ici, a M six'.

We hope that last bit means he's going to go and stand on the M6, but we suspect our French might be as rusty as Williams'.

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