AXL SAYS SORRY AND SETTLES

After last night's Stockholm hotel incidents, which saw Axl bite a man, Axl Rose has written a cheque to get out of trouble.

Rose has paid a £3000 fine and £750 damages to the security guard he bit:

Police said the singer, the sole remaining original member of the chart-topping rock outfit, was "too drunk to talk" at the time and was detained until he was deemed sober enough for questioning.

"The matter is now concluded," spokeswoman Towe Hagg told the Reuters news agency.

Axl is heading off to Oslo. Tasty looking Norwegian limbs should be covered up.

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