BRITNEY SPEARS' TEARS

We're not actually buying this for a moment, but we do love the idea that it might be:

According to a website which read it on another website, the good people at Kleenex have been so taken with the wreck of a life which Britney Spears is enjoying and have suggested that her sobbing might be the perfect way to promote their product.

However, it's not impossible that their Velvet toilet roll brand might want to speak to Kevin.

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