Saturday, June 03, 2006


After all that talk in the tabs about how healthy and great Kelly Osbourne's "new figure" is, it turns out she was actually ill:

"Forget all that healthy-eating bullshit," she told pals at a London club this week.

"I have a thyroid problem which means I shit all the time. My doctors want me to start taking steroids for it but fuck that. I don't want to put all the weight back on again."

Thats right, Kelly - why worry about having a leaky arse when you could have people who write for Heat telling you that you look "stunning", eh?

What price vanity? Adult diapers, by the sound of it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So she does it from both ends at much the same rate - is there no beginning to her talent?

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