Saturday, June 03, 2006

DISAPPOINTING NEWS IF YOU HAD 'TAPEWORM' IN THE SWEEPSTAKE

After all that talk in the tabs about how healthy and great Kelly Osbourne's "new figure" is, it turns out she was actually ill:

"Forget all that healthy-eating bullshit," she told pals at a London club this week.

"I have a thyroid problem which means I shit all the time. My doctors want me to start taking steroids for it but fuck that. I don't want to put all the weight back on again."


Thats right, Kelly - why worry about having a leaky arse when you could have people who write for Heat telling you that you look "stunning", eh?

What price vanity? Adult diapers, by the sound of it.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So she does it from both ends at much the same rate - is there no beginning to her talent?

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