EU'S NAME'S NOT DOWN, SHE'S NOT COMING IN

Paris Hilton might be complaining about not being able to get into a British festival, but she's in good company - Eugenie, who for some reason is called "Princess" got turned away from the VIP tent at the Wireless Festival. Apparently, nobody knew who she was:

“The bouncer had no idea who she was. When she tried to explain she’s a princess he thought she was having a laugh and told her to go away.”

She did get up later, trailing a small gang featuring Kelly Osbourne, Peaches and Pixie Geldof with her. Now, while all three are famous solely for being children of well-known fathers and fame-hungry mothers, we're still a little queasy at the thought of this bunch tripping over each other. Does the Yellow Pages have a section for Tumbrels?

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