Wednesday, June 14, 2006


The doctors have determined what's wrong with Jonathan Davis, frontperson with Korn:

"Well, he can't sing, he behaves like a petulant thirteen year-old, couldn't hold down a proper job, relies on hackneyed cliched reworkings of denatured rebellion... oh, and he's got a blood disorder, too."

It was the blood disorder which made Korn cancel its European tour - and they say these little dolls don't work - but Davis pledges to make a full recovery:

"The doctors have determined that this was an isolated incident and that after a few weeks my recovery will be complete. I will be ready to rock on the Family Values Tour this summer,"

Not if we can find some longer needles, you won't.