Thursday, June 08, 2006

RICKY GERVAIS NOW HAS OWN GRAVITY

Ricky Gervais' continued expansion as the centre of the universe has been confirmed by scientists' latest observations. Gervais - who a few months ago eclipsed Peter Kay - is now expected to have sucked all known life into his orbit by the end of 2034.

Amongst the latest life found to be getting drawn inexorably into the heart of the Gervais is David Bowie, who will re-appear in the second series of Extras.

For Extras, Bowie will attempt to give a performance which reduces the audience to helpless laughter, something he's already managed in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.


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