ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT GOING TO CLIMB NELSON'S COLUMN DRESSED AS BATMAN

Fathers For Justice, the patience-straining dad's rights stunt artists, could be about to get a famous supporter. And he's a little bit tiresome and more famous as a show-off, too:

Robbie Williams is fuming that Geri Halliwell won't let Sacha Whatsit see his daughter.

Sacha's daughter, not Robbie's daughter. It's an unlikely baby, but not that unlikely.

But how can we be sure of this? Oh, if only there was a pal, or a buddy, or a friend of some sort to fill the 3AM girls in:

A friend of Robbie's tells us: "He introduced them because he thought they'd get on really well. And he was happy for Geri when he found out she was having a baby. Now he can't believe the way she is cutting Sacha out of the baby's life.

"Robbie tried to help by asking Geri to change her mind but she wasn't having any of it. They ended up having a bit of a barney."

Blimey. The 3AM Girls seem very certain of this story, so of course it must be true.

Hang about, though...

Yesterday a spokeswoman for Robbie insisted: "There's no truth in this."

You might wonder how the Girls can get around such a flat denial, and still run a story. Ah, but they have good reason to reject the words of a Robbie spokesperson:

But let's not forget that these same people denied Robbie would be singing a Queen number at last year's Live8...

Thirty minutes before he did!

Aaah! So, because they tried to keep the contents of his setlist a bit of a surprise at a gig last year, they're clearly lying about Robbie's intervention or otherwise in a paternity case.

That makes sense.

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