Tuesday, June 20, 2006

YOU COULD TRY BLOGGING, BRITNEY

Britney Spears knows how to stop people talking about the state of her marriage. No, no, not trying to avoid sending Fedex Hammertime's car back to the shop in front of the paps or avoiding posting 'screw you' poems about someone messing with her heart to the official website.

No, she wants to take control of the media:

“You know what? I need to create my own magazine. I need to come up with my own thing and say the real deal.”

The idea of a celebrity-owned magazine franchise is an appealing one - something even more supine than Richard Desmond's celeb stable. "Really, Everything Is OK, Honest!" perhaps. But constantly having to pull "Kevin is a worm" issues because he's turned up only slightly smelling of strip-joints carrying a bunch of petrol station flowers might prove to make it difficult to turn a profit.


3 comments:

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Anonymous said...

I like brittany, she's stuck w/ this loser now that she's the other parent. She's not in love with him you can tell. I know her heart is some where else. I hope she loves her kids but kick him out and falls in love again with a real man.

Anonymous said...

K-fed you should go back to where ever it is you came from. Britany will do fine without you. In fact She'll do great and I hope the next guy has a job and doesn't act like a teenager. She needs to get you out! Kevin is a LEACH

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