100 LINES FOR ALLEN

Uh-oh. Lily Allen's gotten herself into trouble for talking about taking cocaine. Now she's been bounced into a humiliating and meaningless apology:

Lily, who had a No1 hit with Smile, said she “did not want to encourage youngsters to take drugs”.

In her website apology, Lily, 21, added: “I made a silly joke while being interviewed.

“I’m so sorry if I have disappointed any of you.”

Well, we're not disappointed, but this sort of mealy-mouthed career-centered apology doesn't reflect any better on you.

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