HOW RECORD COMPANIES LOOK AFTER THEIR TALENT

What's the best thing to do when a young popstar, painfully aware he's heading for the twilight days of his career before he's even at his mid-twenties, emerges from a spell in rehab and tries to get back to work?

Tell him he's too fat and needs to get his weight down.

This, of course, would be Matt Willis, once of Busted and now... well, hoping for a Busted reunion, we suppose.

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