JACKO JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE PORN FILM

In pre-recorded testimony in his trial for breach of contract, Michael Jackson has said how shocked he was to discover the gay porn director he hired had made gay porn:

The popstar told Santa Monica Superior Court in video-taped testimony on Thursday he watched on in disbelief as Mark Schaffel directed the adult entertainers what to do, before touching their penises.

Hang about... that doesn't mean that Jacko touched their cocks after watching in disbelief, it means that he watched as Scaffel first directed and then touched.

He said, “I was shocked by what I saw... (Schaffel) was directing two guys. They were naked from head to toe... and he was telling one what to do with the other and he grabbed their penis or something. I didn't believe it."

The testimony being filmed, there was no chance for cross-examination to ascertain if Michael meant he couldn't believe someone touching a penis and the knob's owner not saying "give me half a million or I'll tell my mummy..."

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