MADONNA SPOTTED IN ALCOHOL-SOAKED CLOTHES

Thrifty, that Madonna, isn't she? Rather than spending a fortune on getting her clothes properly washed, she's having them sprayed with vodka.

Apparently, it "kills the bacteria", or at least gives them a hell of a headache. An "insider" (we think a Madonna insider, rather than a bacterium) explains:

“It’s fantastic for perspiration marks. Alcohol kills the bacteria, keeping stage clothes fresher.

“It’s a trick they use in opera houses because the big divas perspire a lot.”

We're sure Madonna will love being compared to a hefty opera singer.

Let's hope nobody goes too close to her with a lit fag or anything.
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