PARK ATTACKED IN PARK

Either Chris Park was hit so hard he lost all ability to handle perspective, or he still thinks that "having been in Phixx" counts as being, in some way, famous.

Not that anyone would want to make light of the lad being jumped in a Newcastle park, but his reaction is a little curious:

"I just thought, why me? It was so random and pointless - it shows everyone has to be careful. It can happen to anyone, anywhere."

God, yes. It's almost like you're identical to any other member of the public who wouldn't be recognised in the street.

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