Saturday, July 01, 2006

YOU MAY SAY J-LO'S SINGING VOICE IS GRATING, BUT HER EX COULDN'T POSSIBLY COMMENT

As the m'learned friends continue to thrash out exactly how far from any microphones former husband of J-Lo Ojani Noa must remain at all times, he's signed a deal which slaps a temporary ban on him "criticising or denigrating" Lopez in any way.

This means he's the only person in the world legally barred from snorting milk down his nose when he hears the multirich Lopez singing how she's still Jenny From The Block.

Lopez is very, very, very keen that Ojani shouldn't publish a book about their lives together. We wonder what she thinks he's going to say?


[UPDATE: Britain's "hottest" showbiz reporter, Rav Singh in the News of the World, manages to appear in the paper this morning talking about Ojani's plans to publish the book, blissfully unaware that the injunction was taken out on Friday night.]


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