Friday, August 04, 2006

CHIPS ON A PLATE

Paul Daniels, of course, has MAG1C. Tarby went with COM1C. Oh yes, there's nothing that says "gaudy celebrity" like having a personalised number plate.

Kerry Katona's bought two.

The Mirror, though, reckons she's got K4T 0NA - which seems unlikely, as they don't issue number plates with letter-number-letter-number-letter-letter; it's more likely she's bought the even more tragic K 47 ONA, which is one of those that are so mangled it's like Combat 18 choosing their name because the first letter of the alphabet is A and the 8th is H and that makes AH, which were Hitler's initials.

Her fiance, even more oddly, is supposed to have got CROFTY, which doesn't seem to be possible to us. Do you use an 8 for the R?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

try KA02ONA and CRO3TYE not very clever are you

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

Eh? But that's surely Kaozona and Crobtye, even if you're prepared to stretch a point that far and pretend that a 'B' is a '3'

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