HILTON VACANCIES

Despite one of the heaviest pre-launch hype sessions in recent years, it looks like Paris Hilton's music career has crashed at its first test:

Paris has sold just 75,000 in the US on its debut.

They're trying to put on a brave face:

But her spokesman denied the album was a flop, saying: "For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive."

Well, yes, if she was a total unknown, 75,000 would be wonderful. But she's one of the best-known (if hatchetty) faces in the US.

Perhaps it's time for another sex tape, Paris. People seemed to enjoy that.

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