JAMES BLUNT FANS SHOULD BE SHOT

It's no surprise that we think James Blunt fans should be shot - although we only mean it metaphorically. What's more surprising is that James Blunt thinks they should be shot as well.

It seems he's firing rocks at people who approach his Ibiza villa (see? Ibiza really is just Torremolinos now, isn't it).

We make this only a few steps away from attempting to build a plane out of wood and covering the carpet with toilet paper.

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