NOW POSH SOBS

If you managed to make it through Robbie's 'umble admission of naffness, can you cope with Victoria Beckham's faux "I'm not even pretty" blubbing:

"I was never the six-foot tall pin-up. I've always been the girl next door who got lucky. I've always been a girls' girl. And I know from experience that making the very best of yourself is something that any woman can do."

Although, of course, it helps if you have a few squillion pounds and nothing at all to do all day other than have your lower limbs sandblasted and a total body Greek mud and mushroom wrap.

Lesser women will be delighted to hear that they can get the Posh look simply by buying her book, That Extra Half An Inch - Hair, Heels and Everything In Between, where she reveals her beauty secrets:

Until you can afford your own team of make-through artists, stand next to Geri Halliwell - that would make Hayley from Corrie look like Rita Hayworth.

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