POSH PREPARES FROCKS ON THE BOX

We're sure ITV are stood outside Simon Fuller's house, throwing stones at the windows desperate to know more about the Victoria Beckham TV show he's developing.

It sounds so ITV. Sorry, but it does:

"It will be more serious than a reality show but will still be entertaining because Victoria is so funny," he told Broadcast magazine.

It's going to be about fashion, as well. Presumably because, since being both entertaining and serious-minded is going to put a bit of a strain on Beckham's talents, it's wise to not stray far from the field of things she might know a little bit about. We're sure it's not going to turn out to be anything like a Project Runway/Project Catwalk clone (a Frock Idol, if you will) and will, instead, be a serious, thirteen-part history of fashion for the South Bank Show slot.

As if that wasn't enough, Fuller is also working on a sitcom featuring Emma Bunton.

No, he really is:

"Emma wants to get into TV," he said. "She went to drama school and it's in her blood. We're going to give her a shot."

And if that doesn't calm her down, he's going to work on a sitcom with her.

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