THE PUMPS DON'T WORK SO THE VANDALS CAN HAVE THE HANDLES

Bob Dylan - you'll remember his work selling knickers - has suggested that, since nobody has made a record worth listening to in twenty years, you might as well download it without paying:

Well, why not? It ain't worth nothing anyway."

"You listen to these modern records, they're atrocious, they have sound all over them," he added. "There's no definition of nothing, no vocal, no nothing, just like ... static."

We suggest you don't attempt to use this as a defence in court.

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