Friday, August 04, 2006

THOM YORKE WIPES HIS BLAIR BASH

Following a visit from the secret police at five this morning, when he was taken naked down to the Thames and threatened with "the sort of swimming lesson you don't forget... or remember", Thom Yorke has removed the attack on Blair he'd posted to the official Radiohead site earlier this week.

Actually, we don't think there was any secret police visit. We can't imagine why Yorke has removed the post, though. Spokespeople for the newly-enobled Lord Yorke of Summertown said he was unavailable to provide an explanation as he's busy preparing for his new cabinet post of minister without choruses.