WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT RUNNING BEFORE WE WERE WALKING?

Although it's not even started to tx yet, and although the trailers suggest that the UK version of The Sharon Osbourne chatshow is going beat the US one in the level of strain on sphincters, as they clench in horror, there's a push to call Sharon 'the new Cilla Black' admid talk of a spin-off Saturday night dating show. The long-awaited replacement for Blind Date, they reckon, although if Shazza is involved, we suspect it's going to be more like the new Love Me, Love Me Not. With Sharon as the new Nino Firetto.

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