YOU CAN'T BE A LITTLE BIT NOT PREGNANT

And, apparently, Jennifer Lopez isn't. Or is that "is"? We're lost in a sea of double negatives.

Jennifer Lopez has insisted she's 100 per cent not pregnant, denying claims made by Jesse McCartney who earlier (do keep up) said that was the reason she pulled out of Dallas.

McCartney, meanwhile, has been told to issue a statement by ("issued a statement through") his record label:

In a statement released by his record company 19-year-old Jesse said: "I have no first hand knowledge whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not. I thought I had read it somewhere. I apologise."

In other words: struggling pop star turns out not to be celebrity gynecologist.

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