As if the queues weren't bad enough at Heathrow

You can only take three items through security, and none of them can be made of plastic or paper or metal; you have to turn up seven days before you want to fly; and you have to endure having your crevices poked by a half-trained security guard looking for neutron bombs. Could the horror of Heathrow get any worse?

Yes, it can when Damon Albarn's passing through:

[He] was on his way to West Africa when he jumped on a luggage trolley and burst into song. Our spy in the check-in queue said: "He tried to get everyone to join in."

Don't they have men carrying guns there?

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