David and Victoria: Let's get lost

You can only hear the news that David and Victoria Beckham are building a love maze in their back garden with a rising note of panic building in your ears: are they sure this is a good idea?

The maze, apparently, is budgeted at £300,000 - that's 20k for the build, and the rest on having a helicopter on constant standby to rescure Britain's sharpest minds from the middle when they remember they've never been able to agree on which is left, and which is right.

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