Jamelia tells Beyonce where she got it wrong

Obviously, Jamelia hasn't said it to Beyonce's face - or, more likely, yelled it through the intercom at one of Beyonce's front gates - but Jamelia thinks B-Day is rushed:

"I heard Beyonce recoeded B-Day in two weeks. When you write an album you need to take breaks to re-connect with your self. I'd have liked it if shed have been more adventurous. I like the single, I do think the album is good. It's just not great."

Sorry, Jamelia, that's just b-llocks. You have to take breaks "to re-connect" with yourself? What, does recording a song make your soul come detached, like a bungee jumper's retinas?

Of course, Beyonce has shown up other R&B singers who take several years to put together a couple of songs by knocking out an album in a few days, and that's going to go down badly.

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