Kate and Pete, sitting near a tree, f-i-n-g-e-r-i-n-g

Upset and alarm - claims The Sun - at the Priory the other night when Pete Doherty and Kate Moss were "practically having full-blown sex" in the clinicesque place's garden. Touching each other, hands up clothes, everything.

This in front of a crowd having some sort of session. Not that sort of session. But how can we be sure it was Kate and Pete? The paper's source has the evidence:

"People realised it was Moss and Doherty — her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway."

Right, so one of the most photographed women of our age, and people recognised her by the trousers she was wearing. What happened next?

"A second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away."

They realised they were being watched and stopped? Clearly wasn't Kate and Pete, then, was it?

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