LESS A REUNION, MORE AN EBONY AND IVORY

So, that much-vaunted 'reuniting' of Carl Barat and Pete Doherty on the Strummerville charity single?

Not all it's cracked up to be, of course.

It's a bloke going round recording the bits and pieces separately, reveals Carl Barat:

"Am I recording for Strummerville? Yeah, I've done that already. This fella just popped round with his computer and said 'sing onto this' and then he was gone."

So, any vaguely homoerotic Carl and Pete moments for the video are going to have to be constructed by patient cutting and pasting.

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