SHARON OSBOURNE'S SHOW REALLY BITES

As if being asked questions by Sharon Osbourne wasn't bad enough, now guests on her ITV chatshow (Knowing Me, Knowing You with Sharon Osbourne) have to face being bitten by her curious little rat-dog.

Luckily, the show is only dragging on minor celebs, so it's Patrick Swayze who gets bitten rather than anyone important. Mind you, in a studio which also featured Chico, it's curious why the dog savaged Swayze rather than him. Presumably it's as lousy a judge of character as its owner.

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