We believe the phrase is "one for the dads"

"Girls Aloud release calendar" isn't entirely news; "Girls Aloud do some sexy photos" isn't either. "Girls Aloud open blouses for calendar" stops short of being earth-shattering, too, but it's enough for The Sun, whose Tom Wells is unafraid to sound like a fourteen year-old boy who's never seen a cleavage before. Nadine Coyle is dressed - almost - as a policewoman (alright, she's dressed as a stripping policewoman telegram on her way home after a boisterous stag do); Tom attempts to describe the image:

WHAT’S all this ’ere then? It’s Girls Aloud star Nadine Coyle as a sexy policewoman — and yes, we know, she makes a pretty arresting sight.

It shows Nadine, who dates Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe, in a plunging top and flashing her white bra — with a police badge pinned to it.

She completed the naughty look with a pair of black hotpants and a policewoman’s hat.

That’s what we call a SPECIAL constable. Not sure where she keeps her handcuffs — but who would mind having their collar felt by Nadine?

Good lord man - surely the subs must have helped you by editing out the odd "and you can see her tits and everything."

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