Ever wondered why Pete Andre is orange?

Someone, a very cruel person, must have told Peter Andre a handy tip at some point which he swallowed whole. His wife, Jordan, has shared his seaside behaviour:

"He lies on the beach and covers himself in Coke. Diet Coke keeps the insects away."

We're sure Andre isn't bothered by anyone much as he lies in a sticky mess on the sand. But has he considered that it might be the vision of Andre in his speedos which keeps all sentinent beings away, rather than the fizzy drink.

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