Saturday, October 14, 2006

Global warming? What global warming?

Lovely that while we're all trying to avoid turning lights on in the hope it might somehow save Norfolk from being inundated, Beyonce and Jay-Z are so rubbish at packing for a fortnight's holiday, they wound up taking a spare plane full of suitcases to South Africa.

A source said: “The trip only lasts two weeks but it looked like they were emigrating.

“The airline were accommodating with their allowance but the check-in desk said that regardless of how much they could afford, there simply wasn’t enough room.

“Luckily, Jay-Z and Beyonce aren’t short of a bob and coughed up to charter a separate plane.”

That's lucky. If they're that bloody rich, couldn't they just have bought some new pants in Africa?

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