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Going to a Streisand gig is like flying ElAl
If you're planning on going to see Barbara Streisand, be prepared for some hard times at the security gate. She's virtually putting the gigs into lockdown:
The singer wants metal detectors at all her concerts, told promoters to provide her with extra security guards and insists on police sniffer dogs at venues.
Streisand also specifies that plain-clothes guards be "neatly dressed in dark jackets, blazers or sweaters".
That probably includes the sniffer dogs.
Babs has, apparently, racked up the security demands after she got some flack for taking the rise out of Bush:
According to US reports, an angry Streisand told one heckler: "Why don't you shut the fuck up? If you can't take a joke, why don't you leave?"
We're not sure why she's bothering with all the security - a tongue lashing from Babs is surely enough to keep an entire nest of terrorists in order?
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Streisand also specifies that plain-clothes guards be "neatly dressed in dark jackets, blazers or sweaters"
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Sounds like it should be easy to spot the plainclothes police. Look for anyone male, hetero and under 40.
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"Why don't you shut the fuck up? If you can't take a joke, why don't you leave?
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If he couldn't take a joke, he wouldn't have bought a ticket, voted for Bush or actually gone along to her gig to watch her drag out her old rope collection that he paid for. Sounds like he's the one with a sense of irony, not you Babs.
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