Thursday, October 05, 2006

Prince calls for more clothes

Once, it was all about the nudity with him; writhing about in tiny purple bikini bottoms and panting:

Pheromone/
When I see your naked body's wet, hey, hey/
Pheromone/
When I see your naked body's wet, Mmm/
Pheromone/
When I see your naked body's wet, body's wet, body's wet/
Pheromone/
And I'm helpless as a pet/
When I see u naked baby/
when your body's wet/
body's wet, body's wet


Nowadays, he's offering to pay strippers to put their clothes back on:

according to an onlooker at top Hollywood nightspot Xenii he added: “What would your parents think if they could see you now? It’s wrong to dance like that.

“You’re too good for this. You shouldn’t be selling yourself so cheap.”

But instead of stopping, the girls told the star: “We need the money.”


Prince offered them double their nights' wages to stop, but the women pointed out that they needed to dance every night.

Prince had probably genuinely not realised that - after all, he can do one night's performance and that keeps him ticking over for a good few months.

Perhaps most splendid about this story is the Sun's attempt to help some of its slower readers picture this event in their mind's eye.

Prince mock=up

As you can see, this is Prince ... as he'd look with girls at Xenii - and not, as it might appear on first glance, a promo picture of Prince superimposed on some random shot of some random girls at some random nightclub. Brings the story to life, don't you find?


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